You get the ball and start running down the court. You think you have an easy fast break. Before you know it Taquavion comes up and swats the ball out of this word. The announcer is in shock and screams “Blocked by Taquavion!” The crowd goes wild.
After the game you see Taquavion walking out with his arm across your girl friends shoulder…
He will jump out of the sky whenever you take a shot and he will absolutely block you. You have no chance of scoring when Taquavion is around .
Spectator1: "And Shaq is taking a shot. Will he make it in?"
Spectator 2: "What's that? A mysterious figure is approaching from the sky. What's this? He's going straight toward Shaq.
*Shaq shoots the ball but the mysterious figure blocks him*
"Spectator 2: "He's been blocked by taquavion!"
He’s anti social with not that many friends, Hes loyal and willalways be on your side no matter what. Not a fighting type but if you fight hes there with you.
Tequavion is a large african american man who has a huge shlong he will jump on you and rape you very hard. his penis is the size of an elephants dong. he is a big athletic monke. make sure you dont annoy him because he will rape you as he gets very aggressive and horny
"oh look is tequavion"
"make sure you dontgo in the alley way with him"
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppymetrosexual assholes."
"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."