Taquavion

You get the ball and start running down the court. You think you have an easy fast break. Before you know it Taquavion comes up and swats the ball out of this word. The announcer is in shock and screams “Blocked by Taquavion!” The crowd goes wild.

After the game you see Taquavion walking out with his arm across your girl friends shoulder…

You: “Lets go easy fast break!”

Taquavion: “Not today…”

Announcer: “Blocked by Taquavion!”

by KellanDaCookie February 22, 2022

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Taquavion

He will jump out of the sky whenever you take a shot and he will absolutely block you. You have no chance of scoring when Taquavion is around .

Spectator1: "And Shaq is taking a shot. Will he make it in?"
Spectator 2: "What's that? A mysterious figure is approaching from the sky. What's this? He's going straight toward Shaq.
*Shaq shoots the ball but the mysterious figure blocks him*
"Spectator 2: "He's been blocked by taquavion!"

by maddylikersaywhat November 3, 2022

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jaquaviontavious

jaquaviontavious is the 6”3 lightskin with curly hair that can steal your girl in one second.

sean:ay jaquaviontavious what it do
jaquaviontavious: pipin yo bitch

by Iamirresponsibleinways September 24, 2020

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Jaquavion Tavis

Jaquavion Travis Dimitris Bartolomeu James IV Jr. weighs 350 pounds of pure muscle and is 9'5. He is the MVP every time he plays, and he's so terrifying, the other team immediately forfeits when they see him standing on the court. He is the team, he is the coach, he is the GM, he is the MVP, he is the player of the year, hell, he's the whole damn leauge.

Yo, we got scheduled to play Jaquavion Tavis this weekend. I ain't even gonna show up. His stare would probably blind all of us.

by o b a m i u m February 22, 2021

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Jaquaviontavious

Jaquaviontavios, Jaquavious for short, is a tall, African American, that will steal yo hoe in 2 seconds. He is handsome, and likes to play basketball, but watch out though bc this nigga will run fades w yo ass if he c u do something goofy.

Jaquaviontavious: ey was good fool, imma steal yo girl nigga.
Connor: noo!111!11 please jaquavious i beg!!11!!
Jaquaviontavious: ima fuck u up on sight.

by IputFurriesInGasChambers March 7, 2022

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