You get the ball and start running down the court. You think you have an easy fast break. Before you know it Taquavion comes up and swats the ball out of this word. The announcer is in shock and screams “Blocked by Taquavion!” The crowd goes wild.

After the game you see Taquavion walking out with his arm across your girl friends shoulder…
You: “Lets go easy fast break!”

Taquavion: “Not today…”

Announcer: “Blocked by Taquavion!”
by KellanDaCookie February 23, 2022
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He will jump out of the sky whenever you take a shot and he will absolutely block you. You have no chance of scoring when Taquavion is around .
Spectator1: "And Shaq is taking a shot. Will he make it in?"
Spectator 2: "What's that? A mysterious figure is approaching from the sky. What's this? He's going straight toward Shaq.
*Shaq shoots the ball but the mysterious figure blocks him*
"Spectator 2: "He's been blocked by taquavion!"
by maddylikersaywhat November 3, 2022
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