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Typing Syndrome 

A state in which one has been typing for so long that he begins to lose his temper and make an excessive amount of typos. It can often lead to extreme stress and destruction of the keyboard angry-german-kid style.
I was working in my office yesterday, and I started making shitloads of typos. I went crazy and destroyed my keyboard on the desk.

Must have been typing syndrome.
Typing Syndrome by L05 June 17, 2009
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Frantic-Gangsta-Typing-Syndrome 

A very serious, irritating, mental disorder in which a person not only speaks impaired english, but types and writes it as well.

Occurs most commonly in 14-19 year old African American males commenting on "Fat Joe" videos on Youtube.
("Fat Joe-What's Love" Youtube comments)

zac4lyfxx: i luv diz song
but do u relli no wat love iz
cuz der iz ppl i luv and dey dnt no
or do dey?
xxzac4lyfxx

deedeeXD34: Huh?

MartinVice08: Just ignore him, he's got Frantic-gangsta-typing-syndrome.

deedeeXD34: omfg...im sooooo sry...

David Typing Syndrome 

David Typing Syndrome, also known as "DTS". The David Typing Syndrome causes your fingers to go and move on their own. Causing sometimes incomprehensible sentences and phrases.
Matthew: “dio iuwab ton psyd vskrinst".

David: Yeah I infected him with the David Typing Syndrome. But I think he means, "do you want to play valorant".

Fast Typing Syndrome 

A syndrome in which when you type too fast, You'll begin to miss spaces, letters or any other key. It can be acronymized into "FTS"
I accidentally wrote "Bamtan" instead of "Batman", Looks like my FTS (Fast Typing Syndrome) has got me!

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
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mickey mousing

In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.
Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho
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Haram ball

A terrible style of football which is used to win games. Usually used when a team faces a better opponent and will get 11 players behind the ball.
Diego Simeone has mastered the art of haram ball. Atletico Madrid are the worst side to watch
Haram ball by Kuffarboy April 6, 2022
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