Guy #1: Dude, your girlfriend has been walking funny all day. Is she okay?
Guy #2: We had some wild fuckin' sex last night and I ended up tying the shoe for two fuckin' hours. She's gonna be sore for days.
Guy #2: We had some wild fuckin' sex last night and I ended up tying the shoe for two fuckin' hours. She's gonna be sore for days.
by dp2011 May 29, 2011
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A pre-stage ritual performed by male strippers, involving a rubber band and/or cock ring, and visual aids. The stripper uses a visual aid (usually a skin magazine) and his hand in order to gain an errection. When the errection is acquired and is at its fullest, he traps the blood inside it (or "ties off"), by placing the rubber band or cock ring, at the base of his penis. This keeps his errection full while on stage. Especially if he is prone to "stage fright".
by D. Gould March 9, 2006
Get the tying off mug.A euphemism (another word for) giving a blowjob. Comes from the scene in Harry Potter and the half blood prince when Ginny and Harry are talking, and Ginny says "shoelace" and bends down to tie Harry's shoelace, but it looks like she's going to suck his cock.
Ron: where is Ginny?
Hermione: probably tying shoelaces.
Ron: what? whose?
Hermione: Harry's.
Ron: WTF?!
Hermione: probably tying shoelaces.
Ron: what? whose?
Hermione: Harry's.
Ron: WTF?!
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Get the dick tying mug.(n.) Man who possesses the capabilities of tying any kind of knot at any point in time upon request. If anybody needs a knot tied they go to him.
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