twuoe

for people too lazy to say "210", the area code of San Antonio

"ay man, we out repping the twuoe, you feel?"
"I'm from the twuoe, where you from?"

by Treeywasthere September 25, 2020

twue

In the BDSM community, many people have fixed ideas about how a dominant or submissive should behave and attempt to inflict their opinions on others. They disparage others by saying "if you were a true dom you'd do x". The others in turn disparage them by calling them "twue" (a supposedly effeminate version of "true"). Also spelt "twoo" and "tw00".

"Joe told me I wasn't a proper sub because I wouldn't do what he wanted - even though it was revcolting"
"Don't worry about Joe. He's a twue dom and a twue asshole".

by Schmunzelmonster July 31, 2008

Twunemployed

A state of joblessness whereby an unemployed person spends all of their time on social media sites (Facebook, Twitter, etc) eventually leading them to consider themselves a "Social Media Expert" or Guru, purporting to know how other people and companies can "leverage their brand" and "increase ROI" by hiring the twunemployed person as a "Social Media Consultant", despite the fact that the twunemployed clearly cannot make any money for themselves through social media.

Enough time spent on Twitter eventually leads the twunemployed person to believe they have an actual career.

Marci was one of many twunemployed "Social Media Experts" at the monthly business networking tweetup.

by Fitzroy August 9, 2009

twoe

a describing word that you would say to someone that is "fly".

What it do, Twoe?

by GANGSTAS4LIfe March 16, 2009

twoer

A person with two buttholes

Did you see that vikor guy in that gay porn last night, he was a twoer

by Stopher Reinhold October 31, 2006

Ten To Twoer

When you've gone to the club with all of your mates to pull a bird and it gets to 1:50 (10 minutes before the club shuts) and most of your mates have pulled yet you haven't. You still want to take someone home that night so you hit the dance floor to go and pull any munter or fat bird to satisfy your needs for the night. That female is a Ten To Twoer.

I was desperate to pull a bird in the club last night so I ended up with a Ten To Twoer

by BigAlphaMale May 2, 2020

seventy twoed

To be screwed over on a bad call (or series of bad calls) by an umpire or referees.
In order to be properly seventy twoed you must be on the field or court celebrating victory and then called of field of play, thus giving the opponent another chance to win. As in the 1972 Men’s basketball team got screwed over by the Russians.

Dude, we got seventy twoed big time by the refs last night, after we won, they put time back on the clock to give the other team a chance to win and they did!

by Pete Pace July 3, 2008