twue 

In the BDSM community, many people have fixed ideas about how a dominant or submissive should behave and attempt to inflict their opinions on others. They disparage others by saying "if you were a true dom you'd do x". The others in turn disparage them by calling them "twue" (a supposedly effeminate version of "true"). Also spelt "twoo" and "tw00".

"Joe told me I wasn't a proper sub because I wouldn't do what he wanted - even though it was revcolting"
"Don't worry about Joe. He's a twue dom and a twue asshole".

twue by Schmunzelmonster July 31, 2008

twue wuv 

It's like true love but more childlike/babylike to emphasize the level of affection with a significant other. Emphasis on wuv.

Me: I love my GF, she's the best.
Friend: twue wuv.

twue wuv by Funky Kong "ULALALALALAYYYYYY" November 16, 2023

twuednesday 

The false belief that the day is Wednesday, when in reality it is Tuesday. Often occurs during a boring Tuesday shift, in a vain attempt to feel closer to the weekend.

"Dude, just thought it was Wednesday."
"But it's Tuesday!"
"I know! Must be the curse of twuednesday."
"How depressing!"

twuednesday by Bafination February 21, 2017

Dropping a Twuecy 

"Dropping a Twuecy" means that one needs to use the bathroom (#2 style) in a manner that is too big to be called a "deuce" or "#2".

Damn, I'ma be dropping a twuecy like no other tonight after that burrito buffet.

Dropping a Twuecy by Rev. Johnny Gentle August 26, 2009