twunker 

This is when a person exhibits behaviour of three distinc types. In this case a Twat a Cunt and Wanker.

"hey there goes the boss"
"yeah he is a complete twunker!"
"yeah he is ha ha"

twunker by hypno March 16, 2004

Twanker 

Meaning someone who is both a twat and a wanker.

Tude is a Twanker but I still adore her

Twanker by Cate and Nao April 14, 2006

trunker 

Any person with a disproportionately large ass (i.e., with junk in the trunk).

"Sorry it took me so long to run to the store. There was this trunker in the cat food aisle and I just couldn't get around her!"

trunker by scott5114 December 26, 2011

thunker

One who has the ability to think for themselves and uses it.

If you had to read the example, you are not a thunker!

thunker by Robert L Wooten September 22, 2008

twanker 

A fusion of the already very expressive words twat and wanker to describe a peculiar, even unique, kind of contemptibleness found in those who are both stubborn and awkward, awkward and stubborn.

'You fucking twanker Matthew.'

twanker by anycon December 23, 2004

Twinkerbell 

"Twink" is commonly used to describe young gay airheads, equivelent of a blonde bimbo. "Twinkerbell" goes on to further label an evolution of the stereotype that minces around in fairy outfits at the slightest excuse claiming it to only be "a good laff". Often these types are in denial about their true sexuality.

Chris always goes to fancy dress parties in a little pink fairy dress saying it's a "good laff and you have to do something different don't you? What do you mean 'indicative of a paternal freudian fixation'? Are you saying my bum looks big in this?"

Twinkerbell by Billy Scroggins September 10, 2005

twanker 

A wanker that uses Twitter.

Abstracted from other words prepended with 'tw' such as tweople, tweetup, twestival etc...

@aplusk is a right twanker

twanker by e_mpika April 17, 2009