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Teapression 

The complete breakdown in the global economic system caused by a tiny but agitated group of reactionary theorists who also oppose ideas such as science, education or fairness in favor narrow self interest and con tined corporate welfare.
Jack lost his house in the teapression, because 12 tearrorist jerks in a room decided to cut all government programs and the world economy died.
Teapression by Jumbo III August 6, 2011

texpression 

the expression one gets while reading a text message
Jess: hey did you see Lisa's texpression when her bf was breaking up with her over text?? priceless!

Hannah: i know friggin' hilarious!
texpression by hsprquared May 30, 2009

texpression 

When an individual is typing a text message and inserts a facial expression text, while simultaneously making the facial expression themselves.
Steve texts, "we ran out of milk and now i cant have it with my cookies :-( " while texting, Steve is actually making a sad facial expression. The act of Steve texting a sad face while making a sad face is a texpression
texpression by GosuGatena April 23, 2009

Twipression 

The small depression most females (and some males) go into after having seen, or read a twilight book because no love will ever be as good as the one in a book.
Michelle: Hey Tori what's up?
Tori: Oh nothing, just saw Eclipse...
Michelle:Then what's wrong, I heard it was awesome!
Tori: Yeah, it tottaly was, I'm just in a small twipression about my life right now.
Michelle: Aw, I know how you feel, felt the same way after seeing new moon
Twipression by Mimp8885 July 6, 2010

Teapression 

The feeling you get when you reach for your cup of tea, only to realise that you've already drunk the contents.
Dude, I got really bad teapression. Make me another!
Teapression by hardmonkey November 7, 2010

Tempression 

A term for being temporarily depressed.
I have been in tempression last day.It was hard.
Tempression by makkar June 11, 2019
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
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Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
Basically the same meaning as ate.
x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"
Chewed by iod1o March 30, 2022
Word of the Day on October 19, 2026
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