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A two-dollar coin.
Canadian slang, based on the combination of the word "loonie", meaning a one-dollar coin, with the word "two". Alternate spelling: "toonie".
"Do you have any money on you?"
"I got a couple of twoonies, that's all."
twoonie by Hon. Joe Clark August 1, 2006
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hot toonie

Where two Canadian consent to a hot sexual act of pouring maple syrup on each other while talking about the weather.
Amanda came home to find suko on the couch in which he rolled over and demanded a hot toonie prior to her making dinner, while watching the weather channel.
hot toonie by Raging Roger August 27, 2017
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Toonie Drop

Putting a 2 dollar Canadian coin (Toonie) in your lips and lay down on stage at a strip club, so the girl will shake here goods in your face.
Mike was a mad man at the strip club last night, I've never seen anyone spend so much on Toonie Drop's.
Toonie Drop by Toonie King October 19, 2009
1) Somebody whose not from Boston (primarily Charlestown) who has taken residence there in recent years.
2) A person from outside the Greater Boston area who has moved into a tradition-heavy Boston neighborhood like Charlelstown, Dorchester, Cambridge, or any surrounding burrough.
Townie 1: You still take your kids to the Boys and Girls Club?
Townie 2: Yeah, they just got some new Toonie chick working there, great ass but her accent's goofy as fuck.
toonie by DougMcCray January 3, 2011
Canadian two dollar coin.

Derives from combining loonie and "two".
"Coffee costs $1.35. If you give me a toonie, I'll give you 65 cents back."

"Got two loonies for this toonie?"
toonie by blaidd January 12, 2004
Boston term (Typically Charlestown) for Yuppie.
You see the new neighbors yet?

Yea, buncha Toonies.
Toonie by JGoonch May 9, 2018

Toonie Slide 

The process of inserting a Canadian $2 coin into the vaginal canal. Usually used on cheap strippers for tips.
I gave that French stripper a toonie slide and I think she liked it.
Toonie Slide by Voltaire777 February 23, 2009
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