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The act of going camping and then performing sexual acts. In this way, it is virtually guaranteed that pitching two tents will occur; one for shelter, and the other for pleasure.
Allison and her boyfriend are going camping next weekend... I have a feeling they'll be pitching two tents.
pitching two tents by Andrew Kaiser August 3, 2007
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Tenessee Two Step
1. The act in which the woman gets into the reverse crab position, and the man(or woman), gets onto the woman. Next, he inserts both of his feet into the woman's vagina and anus. For the final step, he then procedes to tap dance, or "two step" on the woman. With enough practice, one can easily create further dance moves.
2. A similar definition to the 1st, except instead of a partner performing the move, the woman is able to insert both of her feet into both her vagina and anus. Can be done easily with a flexable person, yet anyone is capable of doing it.
2. A similar definition to the 1st, except instead of a partner performing the move, the woman is able to insert both of her feet into both her vagina and anus. Can be done easily with a flexable person, yet anyone is capable of doing it.
1. Marco and his girlfriend were tired of the same boring sex acts such as the dump truck and alabama hot pocket, so she suggested that they try the Tenessee Two Step, since she had done it herself many times before.
Tenessee Two Step by Sir Robert and Sir Kevin October 19, 2007
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Fleg
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.
The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.
The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.
The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
Skeef
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
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Hair spider
A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
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