two pants 

Definition of someone having had sex with two different people the same night.

- You can call me mr. two pants!
- Why?
- I had sex with two girls yesterday. One before dinner and the other behind the old sfinx in the garden
- Oh, cool!

two pants by superzlatan June 15, 2009

Two Pants Joe 

A complete shithead who's incredibley boring and fat. "Two pants" refers to the fact that they have to wear to pairs of pants to contain their fatness. "Joe" refers to how boring said person is, topping off their already irritating demeanor.

Hey, that guy over there is such a Two Pants Joe.

Two Pants Joe by boykisser84 June 6, 2019

Two-pants kid 

act of wearing two pants of the corse of a whole semester

look its two-pants kid!!!!

Two-pants kid by PhsFanshawe May 19, 2011

Two-handed-pants-dive 

an intense act of masturbation. Masturbating with two hands and your pants on

"Man, I'm so horny right now i need to take a Two-handed-pants-dive

Two-handed-pants-dive by WBW May 18, 2006

two haircut pants

A term describing ultra low-cut jeans or pants, wherein the top of the pants is low enough that it seems a certain amount of grooming of the naturally occuring hair in the lower area must have taken place (otherwise it would currently be on display). Thus, the person in question would have had a haircut on both areas in order to appear in public.

Also: two haircut skirt.

"Check it out, two haircut pants!"

two haircut pants by grumblefish October 3, 2007