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Two Pants Joe 

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A complete shithead who's incredibley boring and fat. "Two pants" refers to the fact that they have to wear to pairs of pants to contain their fatness. "Joe" refers to how boring said person is, topping off their already irritating demeanor.
Hey, that guy over there is such a Two Pants Joe.
Two Pants Joe by boykisser84 June 6, 2019
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two pants • Two Pants Joe • Two-pants kid • two haircut pants • Two-handed-pants-dive • two • two faced • two bagger • two fingers up • two-face

Two-pants kid 

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act of wearing two pants of the corse of a whole semester
look its two-pants kid!!!!
Two-pants kid by PhsFanshawe May 19, 2011
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Two-handed-pants-dive 

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an intense act of masturbation. Masturbating with two hands and your pants on
"Man, I'm so horny right now i need to take a Two-handed-pants-dive
Two-handed-pants-dive by WBW May 18, 2006
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two haircut pants

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A term describing ultra low-cut jeans or pants, wherein the top of the pants is low enough that it seems a certain amount of grooming of the naturally occuring hair in the lower area must have taken place (otherwise it would currently be on display). Thus, the person in question would have had a haircut on both areas in order to appear in public.

Also: two haircut skirt.

"Check it out, two haircut pants!"
two haircut pants by grumblefish October 3, 2007
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Nutshot 

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It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026
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Nerd neck 

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A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026
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