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Two Foot Tony 

When surfing, a person who is able to go from the prone position to their feet without going to a knee first.
Get a load of Two Foot Tony over there, he makes it look so easy. It's a shame that I am a One Knee Noni.
Two Foot Tony by YaboiJmoon February 15, 2020

Two foot boogy 

to "walk"
"How we getting there? Taxi"

"nah fuck that off, lets Two foot boogy it"
Two foot boogy by wafrock August 9, 2009

two foot head 

a man with a disproportionately large head. may also have enormous feet.
two foot head by Suzettah February 20, 2009

two foot pop 

an artilery shell fired in a mortor larger than needed. the shell will not build enough pressure and will explode at 2 to 3 feet on the air.

do not atempt.
Run it's set for a two foot pop!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
two foot pop by toeMas January 2, 2004

Two Hundred Foot Font 

The two hundred foot font is the font used to put signs on the back of dump trucks that say "stay back 200 feet." The font cannot be read from more than 100 feet away.
Hey dad should we put up a sign to keep people from driving over the cliff? Yeah - use the two hundred foot font. - by Cornelius Trucker...

HELL HATH NO FURY LIKE AN UNSUSPECTING MULE ABOUT TO BE SADDLED WITH TWO 10-FOOT KAYAKS 

The pinnacle of anger that has been attained by a jilted broad. Trust me, this is the most pissed off state of mind that a woman can get into...perhaps borderline homicidal...if not homicidal...so take heed, dawgs!
After being caught by his wife with his pants down with the neighbor in the back seat of his Chevette, Ray was subsequently "bobbited" and then castrated by his ball-and-chain during her storm of fury. Hell hath no fury like an unsuspecting mule about to be saddled with two, 10-foot kayaks.