Two foot

Like a football/soccer slide tackle, But you use 2 feet so if you catch them it will hurt them.

Phil is pissing me off. I’m going to two foot him

by Predz February 22, 2019

Two Foot Tony

When surfing, a person who is able to go from the prone position to their feet without going to a knee first.

Get a load of Two Foot Tony over there, he makes it look so easy. It's a shame that I am a One Knee Noni.

by YaboiJmoon February 15, 2020

Two foot boogy

to "walk"

"How we getting there? Taxi"

"nah fuck that off, lets Two foot boogy it"

by wafrock August 9, 2009

two foot head

a man with a disproportionately large head. may also have enormous feet.

Don Bysouth: two foot head

by Suzettah February 20, 2009

two foot pop

an artilery shell fired in a mortor larger than needed. the shell will not build enough pressure and will explode at 2 to 3 feet on the air.

do not atempt.

Run it's set for a two foot pop!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by toeMas January 2, 2004

Two Hundred Foot Font

The two hundred foot font is the font used to put signs on the back of dump trucks that say "stay back 200 feet." The font cannot be read from more than 100 feet away.

Hey dad should we put up a sign to keep people from driving over the cliff? Yeah - use the two hundred foot font. - by Cornelius Trucker...

by We know it really is broken July 24, 2019

HELL HATH NO FURY LIKE AN UNSUSPECTING MULE ABOUT TO BE SADDLED WITH TWO 10-FOOT KAYAKS

The pinnacle of anger that has been attained by a jilted broad. Trust me, this is the most pissed off state of mind that a woman can get into...perhaps borderline homicidal...if not homicidal...so take heed, dawgs!

After being caught by his wife with his pants down with the neighbor in the back seat of his Chevette, Ray was subsequently "bobbited" and then castrated by his ball-and-chain during her storm of fury. Hell hath no fury like an unsuspecting mule about to be saddled with two, 10-foot kayaks.

by weave November 24, 2003