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Two Foot Tony
When surfing, a person who is able to go from the prone position to their feet without going to a knee first.
Get a load of Two Foot Tony over there, he makes it look so easy. It's a shame that I am a One Knee Noni.
Two Foot Tony by YaboiJmoon February 15, 2020
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Two foot • Two foot boogy • two foot head • two foot pop • Two Foot Tony • Extreme Two Footing • Two Hundred Foot Font • HELL HATH NO FURY LIKE AN UNSUSPECTING MULE ABOUT TO BE SADDLED WITH TWO 10-FOOT KAYAKS • two monkeys fucking a football • If You Want To Live With A Digital Footprint Within THe Middle Of Your Two Lobes The So Be It Dick Suckeru
two foot head
two foot head by Suzettah February 20, 2009
two foot pop
an artilery shell fired in a mortor larger than needed. the shell will not build enough pressure and will explode at 2 to 3 feet on the air.
do not atempt.
do not atempt.
Run it's set for a two foot pop!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
two foot pop by toeMas January 2, 2004
Two Hundred Foot Font
The two hundred foot font is the font used to put signs on the back of dump trucks that say "stay back 200 feet." The font cannot be read from more than 100 feet away.
Hey dad should we put up a sign to keep people from driving over the cliff? Yeah - use the two hundred foot font. - by Cornelius Trucker...
Two Hundred Foot Font by We know it really is broken July 24, 2019
HELL HATH NO FURY LIKE AN UNSUSPECTING MULE ABOUT TO BE SADDLED WITH TWO 10-FOOT KAYAKS
The pinnacle of anger that has been attained by a jilted broad. Trust me, this is the most pissed off state of mind that a woman can get into...perhaps borderline homicidal...if not homicidal...so take heed, dawgs!
After being caught by his wife with his pants down with the neighbor in the back seat of his Chevette, Ray was subsequently "bobbited" and then castrated by his ball-and-chain during her storm of fury. Hell hath no fury like an unsuspecting mule about to be saddled with two, 10-foot kayaks.
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