two faced bitch

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Definition: someone who is way too dramatic and cold hearted and does not care who they hurt and tells you one thing but does another. Bitch
example: Aryanna is a two faced lying person and is cold hearted and does not take other peoples well being into consideration.

omg ale did you see that two faced bitch, reminded me of aryanna

two faced bitch by nodramazone September 7, 2016

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two-faced bitch

Someone who can be nice as pie one minute & a backstabbing bitch the next.

I was shocked to see the two-faced bitch in Marla come out at the bar. She was really nice to one gal & as she turned away, & whispered to me how "I can't stand that bitch." She was being a two~faced bitch!

two-faced bitch by Starchylde June 7, 2016

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two-faced bitch

1. a girl who displays both qualities of an amiable friend and a cold-hearted bitch while interchangeably switching between both moods.

If you're reading this definition and know who you are, you're a two-faced bitch who doesn't deserve my friendship!

two-faced bitch by find_me February 13, 2005

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two-faced bitch

a two faced bitch is a female who yew think is your friend and yew tell her everything then her hoe ass goes around and tells everyone all yo cool-aid

i told paisley all my business think'n she would keep her big fat dick suckin lips shut but boy i was wrong she told just about the whole school and i wanted to beat her ass she is a two-faced bitch!!

two-faced bitch by jellie96 January 6, 2010

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Two-faced bitch

a girl who seems nice at first glance, but backstabs men and makes out with other women.

Guy: Did you see the kiss between Aloy and Seyka? Seyka is a slutty whore skank!
Girl: Yeah! And Aloy, this slutty whore skank is nothing but a two-faced bitch!

Two-faced bitch by blade24 April 29, 2023

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Two Faced Nigger Bitch

A two faced nigger who is also a bitch that goes behind your back to talk shit about you.

"Jared is such a two faced nigger bitch" -Jacob

Two Faced Nigger Bitch by BigDickBanditoh January 10, 2017

Two-Faced Stuck up Bitch

Jess. is a Two-Faced Stuck up bitch.

Two-Faced Stuck Up Bitch - Jess, jessy wessy, my na na na na note partner, Jessy wessy is the bestie.

Two-Faced Stuck up Bitch by Rhiannabanana October 30, 2007

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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