8 definitions by James R Clobum

While thought of as the fastest growing city in south Texas, San Antonio is in fact the nicest city in Mexico.
Person 1: I'm moving to San Antonio for better work opportunities.

Person 2: San Antonio is a retirement/vacation city. Unless you want to have a career in retail, construction, or the restaurant industry, you should consider moving somewhere else.
by James R Clobum February 27, 2019
Lubbock is a city in northwest Texas. It is also known as the rectum of Texas.

Lubbock is located in the literal middle of nowhere. Lubbock only exists because of Texas Tech University, which is more well known that the actual city it is located in.

The only things to do in Lubbock are drink, go to church, and to to Texas Tech football games during college football season. This is largely due to the fact that there is nothing around Lubbock for at least 5 hours in any direction you travel. Dallas and Albuquerque are the largest major cities located closest to Lubbock; Albuquerque is 5 1/2 hours west of Lubbock, and Dallas is 5 hours east of it.
Person 1: I lived in Lubbock for a few years.

Person 2: Sorry to hear that.
by James R Clobum August 1, 2018
A virtual daycare for maladjusted adults.

A place where people think they are getting properly informed, which is a hubristic joke.

It is impossible to have anything substantive in 280 characters.
Person 1: Did you see the news about Syria on Twitter?

Person 2: "News" on Twitter? Was that a joke?

Person 1: Well I'm verified so if you think that I don't know what I'm talking about, you're the one that's mistaken. I have 589k followers who listen to what I have to say. I'm verified and have never lost an argument of Reddit.

Person 2: Jesus Christ, when was the last time you read a textbook?
by James R Clobum April 30, 2020
The death of Texas.

The final nail in the coffin for the Lone Star State.
Person 1: "Elon Musk is moving Tesla here to Texas bring in jobs! What a hero!"

Person 2: "Elon Musk is moving to Texas because there is almost nothing, in terms of rules and regulations, that makes employers legally responsible for their employees. It's why large manufacturing corporations have been moving to Texas from blue states in droves since around 2005."

Person 2: "You're just a socialist who hates the rich. Fox News and the AM radio warned me about people like you."

Person 1: "When you get fired immediately after breaking your back or losing an appendage at one of these recently relocated former blue state industrial complexes, don't call me up and ask me to drive you to the hospital."
by James R Clobum June 8, 2021
Circa 2018, the entirety of the state of Texas can only be described as a blue collar hell hole.

The recent exodus of working class individuals and families from other urban blighted parts of the U.S. has caused Texas, a normally middle of the road place to live, to become yet another dead end location for anyone hoping to become the best version of themself.

The slow early 21st century death of Texas can be largely attributed to, or was at least initiated by, oil rig workers and the oil industry.

Relocators be warned; the only thing you are going to do upon moving to Texas is become a morbidly obese, stupid, underachieving, and underpaid version of yourself.

By 2022, Texas' new state motto will be "The mediocrity State; excellence is impossible when you are 80% body fat."

By 2024, Texas will surpass Florida in being the trash can of the Southern United States.
Person 1 in 2024: I'm thinking of moving to Texas. There's no state tax. I can make more money there.

Person 2 in 2024: There are also no labor laws. Ever been fired immediately after getting injured on the job? Employment is hard to find when you have a broken back and no right to legal representation. Stay where you are and get a second job.
by James R Clobum February 19, 2019
Person 1: I'm moving to Texas next month. I need a career.

Person 2: Why are you moving to a third world country for a career? Move to Haiti while you're at it.
by James R Clobum April 29, 2020
Can serve as both a verb or an adjective describing an individual's behavior.

Used for when someone doesn't know when to end a joke and you are debating whether or not to gun them down.
"Please stop making jokes, we're at my mother's funeral. You're wee-woo-wahling again."
by James R Clobum May 21, 2018