He is the king of twinkies and the lord of twinkers don’t get on his bad side because he has minions on his side he is also known as a wizard because of how much of an advanced twinker he is
Gentleman 1: "I fucked her good!"
Gentleman 2: "Did you use a condom?"
Gentleman 1: "Yep. I gave the love twinky to some kid. He seemed happy to have it."