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twinkism

So, what IS Twinkism, anyway? The religion of Twinkism follows the belief that even before man, there was twinkie. Twinkie created everything.
What religion do you follow?

I believe in Twinkism.
by creamytomatosoup December 6, 2022
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Twinkism

The disliking or hated towards twinks.
"I am converting to twinkism, I hate those little skinny boys!"
by PacketofPride November 23, 2023
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twinkism

when a “straight” man acts like the most scrumptious ass boytoy to his “straight” best friend
now that’s some serious twinkism!

that’s like a landmark of twinkism.

caleb was standing the his bus stop and displaying some real twinkism.
by lilpeep<3 December 19, 2023
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twinkism

when a “straight” man acts like the boytoy of his “straightbest friends
girl: are you sure you’re straight?

boyfriend: yes, of course..

girl: okay, but how come you show so much twinkism around your homeboy?

boyfriend:……….
by lilpeep<3 December 20, 2023
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twincism

Twincism is a form of discrimination directed at twins. It tends to resort to stereotypes regarding the similarity of twins, or failing to acknowledge that twins are, in fact, individuals themselves.
"Man, you and your twin are so alike."
"Don't be such a twincist! Twincism is bad."
by partyboy17 September 7, 2009
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twinkiesmoot

A twinkiesmoot is a unit of measure which describes the rate of production of Twinkies, the famous snack cake. As of 2009, the rate of production of Twinkies is 60,000 per hour; thus, 1 twinkiesmoot is 60,000 per hour.

The Twinkiesmoot is named in honor of Oliver R. Smoot. While a student at M.I.T. in 1958, Smoot lay down on the Massachusetts Avenue bridge between Cambridge and Boston, Massachusetts. His length was measured and that length became known in M.I.T. lore as 1 smoot. The term has become widely known and Google Earth offers it as an optional unit of measure. Note that since the twinkiesmoot is a measure of the rate of production, and the smoot is a measure of distance, the two are related in name only.

A related term is "nanotwinkiesmoot." A nanotwinkiesmoot describes the rate of consumption of twinkies by an individual person. 1 nanotwinkiesmoot equals 1 billionth of a smoot, or 0.00006 twinkiesmoots.

The two terms have entered general usage in the Boston, Massachusetts area. It is generally believed to have been coined by a student of the M.I.T. business school.
Alice ate 12 Twinkies in half an hour yesterday. Since 1 twinkiesmoot is 60,000 per hour, she ate them at a speed of 144 nanotwinkiesmoots!
by Walking Point May 23, 2009
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Twinism

The official religion of the DEO members/ BruceDropEmOff lovers
Guy 1: “Aye twin I was just accepted into Twinism u should join.”

Guy 2: “Oh damn that’s wussup my counterpart, will do.”
by Twinnie Twin Twin August 4, 2021
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