twinksplain 

Mansplaining but when a twink is doing the explaining in twink terminologies

Person 1: What is the meaning of life?

Person 2 : to eat bricks and throw rocks at straight people, as in life is meaningless and we should do what makes us happy

Person 1 : Did you just twinksplain the meaning of life to me you little shit

twinksplain by Zoro9048 April 6, 2025

Thinsplaining 

An incredibly idiotic way for people who believe in "thin privilege" make skinny women seem like jerks for sharing their experiences with skinny shaming, generally used in "body positive" tumblr blogs .

"omg yesterday I was talking about how I was bullied for my weight and Sarah actually tried to tell me that she was bullied for her weight to, the skinny bitch!1!1"

"omg thinsplaining is sooo real"

Thinsplaining by marsboys June 4, 2017

thinsplaining 

A thinsplainer will tell you about all the woes of being skinny that we already know and sympathize with, only to invalidate your problems. They are naturally skinny people who start quacking about it only when anyone heavier talks about their problems. Similar to men who only bring up men's problems to invalidate women's problems.

This is so that they too. can have the joy of taking part in the oppression Olympics, since they often get left out, due to conforming to society's standards of beauty.

After whining about how oppressed they are, they go back to eating whatever they want and not gaining a pound. Usually a woman.

I was talking about how it's easier for skinny and pretty girls to get what they want, when Skinny Nelly started thinsplaining how hard it is when people don't take you seriously because you're so pretty.

thinsplaining by Defineant March 3, 2017

Twinksplaining

When a young guy tries to school thier elders on topics they are already very experienced in.

That young guy is drunk and twinksplaining how divorce work to a divorcee.

Twinksplaining by Otto_Pylotte April 3, 2021

twinsplaining 

Complaining about any new episode of Twin Peaks by die-hard Twin Peaks fan that, well, expected a decent storyline from David Lynch compatible with his teenage memories. Average Twinsplainer is male, about fifty years old and never watched Twin Peaks, not even in his teens, but he does remember he watched something that resembled it and insists it WAS Twin Peaks, not just a dream.. You cannot get away with those tricks yet another time, David Lynch! is a favorite twinsplainer motto. Twinsplainers are the same people who don't own a tellie at every party, and yet think being glued to a computerscreen is somehow more esthetic.

Did you twinsplain yet about that new rift in the occult void?

O man Trump is really twinsplaining his way out of that press conference!

twinsplaining by Martinus Benders May 25, 2017

tanksplaining 

"Tanksplaining" is when tankies "mansplain" to Soviet Union Survivors and their descendants that they're "spreading Nazi propaganda" and they didn't really suffer under the authoritarian regime.

"The Soviet Union waited for the Warsaw uprising to end before marching in like martyrs and then sent my grandparents and many others who fought the Nazis off to the Gulag camp."

"Have you considered your grandparents are just spreading Nazi propaganda?"

"Please stop Tanksplaining history to me."

tanksplaining by Ramziii September 27, 2023