twig & berries 

A slang for penis and testicles, often used by goofy loosers or old men.

"I'm such a goofy looser, you would think that I have no twig & berries."

twig & berries by Mr. Twig N. Berry November 6, 2003

twig and berries 

Slang for the penis. The Twig being the penis itself, and the berries being the testicles.

Ouch! I just got kicked in the twig and berries.

twig and berries by JB January 19, 2004

Twig and Berries 

Another funny name for a mans junk

After getting smacked in the twig and berries, I cried my eyes out

Twig and Berries by _Cheezpuff$_ May 12, 2015

twig n berries 

Penis and balls

If your a boy, look in your pants.
If youre a girl, look it up.

Girl: Man, tonight im going to suck on my boyfriends twig n berries.

twig n berries by Lumina Rose February 1, 2014

twig and berries 

A slang term for a small penis, along with small testicles, too, in which the twig symbolizes the small penis and the berries symbolize the small testicles.

You will never be able to make babies with your own twig and berries, dude.

twig and berries by awiz January 20, 2011

twig an berries

small penis and shriveled balls

george bush has a twig an berries

twig an berries by bg0225 April 22, 2008

twig and two berries 

a penis and two balls

a term used to describe your penis

when twig is used alone it often refers to a small penis

see also berries

You hit me in the twig and two berries

twig and two berries by yo May 13, 2004