twig & berries

A slang for penis and testicles, often used by goofy loosers or old men.

"I'm such a goofy looser, you would think that I have no twig & berries."

by Mr. Twig N. Berry November 6, 2003

Twigs and Berries

Slang for the male anatomy. See balls, nuts, family jewels, etc.

"That guy just kicked me right in my twigs and berries

by Matty Roberts October 15, 2003

twig and berries

Slang for the penis. The Twig being the penis itself, and the berries being the testicles.

Ouch! I just got kicked in the twig and berries.

by JB January 19, 2004

Twig and Berries

Another funny name for a mans junk

After getting smacked in the twig and berries, I cried my eyes out

by _Cheezpuff$_ May 12, 2015

twig and berries

A slang term for a small penis, along with small testicles, too, in which the twig symbolizes the small penis and the berries symbolize the small testicles.

You will never be able to make babies with your own twig and berries, dude.

by awiz January 20, 2011

twigs and berries

another term for marijuana stems and seeds

Me: Pick out those twigs and berries.

by Nick Cal December 23, 2006

twig an berries

small penis and shriveled balls

george bush has a twig an berries

by bg0225 April 22, 2008