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Twi-Bitch 

A Girl (insome cases, a guy) who is obsess with Stephanie Meyer's TWLIGHT book series and the moives as well. They will read the book(s) more than 2 times, watch the movie(s) more than 5 times, have a weird crush on the actor who plays Edward in the movie (Robert Patterson)and will cry next to you during the movie(s) also.
Speaker 1: "Hey man! I was chillin with this one girl, but she kept one talking about this book called Twlight, not cool."

Speaker 2: "What a Twi-Bitch!"

Speaker 1: "Haha Word."
Twi-Bitch by D_CENT March 19, 2009
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Someone who can't get enough of the twilight saga despite their ability to see the flaws in plot, content, etc....
Person One: You're reading New Moon AGAIN? I thought you didn't like her writing style.

Person Two: Yeah I just can't seem to get enough of it though... I'm such a twibiter!
Twibiter by RueSault September 27, 2009
A smaller version of a Twit (a silly annoying person). Normally said with affection and not necessarily an insult.
You're such a twibit. <3
Twibit by Ravenstormfrost June 13, 2019
Soulless beasts of society that gather in hopes of attacking poor and innocent Twilight fangirls.

A witless, uneducated person who hates the fans of Twilight more than they dislike the novel itself.
No one likes a Twibiter.



Twilighter: *Quietly reading Twilight*

Twibiter: "TWILIGHT SUCKS!

THERE IS NO PLOT, BUT SOMEHOW THERE IS A SEQUENCE OF EVENTS, WHICH BY DEFINITION IS A PLOT!

BELLA IS UNREALISTICALLY PERFECT, YET SHE FALLS A LOT, LETS PEOPLE WALK OVER HER, AND SUCKS AT LYING!

VAMPIRES DON'T SPARKLE IN THE SUNLIGHT, THAT ISN'T SCARY! THEY FEAR THE SUNLIGHT AND BURN AWAY TO ASH AND DIE IN IT'S PRESENCE, WHICH MAKES THEM SEEM SO MUCH STRONGER AND SCARIER KNOWING THAT THEY HAVE THE SUN AS A WEAKNESS!

I MAKE NO SENSE WITH MY OBVIOUS CONTRADICTIONS, BUT SOMEHOW YOU ARE THE STUPID ONE!

DIE!" *abuses Twilighter*

Twilighter: Who let you out of your cage?
Twibiter by VictoriaVolTORI March 30, 2009
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
Word of the Day on July 18, 2026
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026