Soulless beasts of
society that gather in hopes of attacking poor and innocent
Twilight fangirls.
A witless, uneducated person who hates the fans of
Twilight more than they dislike the novel itself.
No one likes a Twibiter.
Twilighter: *Quietly reading
Twilight*
Twibiter: "TWILIGHT SUCKS!
THERE IS NO PLOT, BUT SOMEHOW THERE IS A SEQUENCE OF EVENTS, WHICH BY
DEFINITION IS A PLOT!
BELLA IS UNREALISTICALLY PERFECT, YET SHE FALLS A LOT, LETS PEOPLE WALK OVER HER, AND SUCKS AT LYING!
VAMPIRES DON'T SPARKLE IN THE SUNLIGHT, THAT ISN'T SCARY! THEY FEAR THE SUNLIGHT AND BURN AWAY TO
ASH AND DIE IN IT'S PRESENCE, WHICH MAKES THEM SEEM SO MUCH STRONGER AND SCARIER KNOWING THAT THEY HAVE THE SUN AS A WEAKNESS!
I MAKE NO SENSE WITH MY OBVIOUS CONTRADICTIONS, BUT SOMEHOW YOU ARE THE STUPID ONE!
DIE!" *abuses Twilighter*
Twilighter: Who let you out of your cage?