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twenty-twelve

1.) just some fricken number
2.) The year the world will come to an end. Dec. 12. 2012. Where meteros will crash, hurricanes will kill, tornadoes will rip, Planet X will return messing everything up, The poles switching in all ending all communications, solar flares from the sun burning us alive or just giving alot of us all by cancer, so basically its an doomsday predictated by more then one oracle such as aztecs (only cause thats the day their calenders end on that day), even Merlin. many famous people trust in some of these include the biggest rap star of our time Lil wayne so be prepared
John: Dude Look at the meteors we have to go
Adam:You mean you have to go your on your own
Devil(pops from the ground):Who will survive?
John and Adam: OH S*** LETS GO!!!@!!!
Devil:Muwahahahahahahaha it's twenty-twelve good luck!
twenty-twelve by SKRYPT August 10, 2009
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sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.
"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."
eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016