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A lovely little place in the province overijssel. A saxon dialect.
A place on the map called twente
twente by larshøk December 4, 2016
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i hate twente
twente by upallnighttogetlucky March 19, 2017

thick and pasty twenty-wiper

When you take a massive dump that makes you wipe your ass so many times you end up using half a roll of toilet paper
Friend: Damn! You were in the john forever.

Me: Dude, it turned into be a thick and pasty twenty-wiper.

Twenty Stick-Boobs 

Another way of writing the year "2013".
The "3" looks a bit like a pair of boobs as viewed from the top.

Works best when written, vs. when spoken.
07-21-13 {or "21 Jul 2013", or even "Jul. 21, Twenty Stick-Boobs" if you prefer}. Just making my daily check-in from Federal Way WA. USA...
Twenty Stick-Boobs by Telephony July 23, 2012

Twenty9United 

A legend in the FT community. Always there for people when they need him the most. He’s probably the biggest Kai Havertz in the world and he’s the Leverkusen admin’s best friend.
Twenty9United is the goat.

twenty one pilots

for those who cry on the inside but dance on the outside
"did you hear that new twenty one pilots song?"
"yeah I cried, I mean danced to it last nite"
twenty one pilots by kyl0R3n May 30, 2016
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pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
Word of the Day on October 14, 2026

funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
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