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Tweedledoofer 

Someone who runs around and gets stung by a poisonous tick with her belly showing
"TWEEDLEDOOFER MOTHERFUCKER, DID I STUTTER?"
Tweedledoofer by Tweedledoofer April 13, 2017

tweedlecock 

A perticular type of dickhead, one of the highest forms of fucking stupidity.
"Hey John Lamothe, you are the biggest fucking tweedlecock on this planet!"

"Wow. What a rude thing to say Emperor Thomas!"
tweedlecock by Emperor Thomas July 30, 2017

Tweedlezoid 

The Missing Brother of Tweedledum and Tweedledee,

This Brother: Tweedlezoid, is someone that can not and will not see or realize the Truth and Facts of life and the world around us!

The Tweedlezoid tends to fight the Truth and Facts that 9/11 was an inside job,

Tweedlezoid is a brainwashed and afraid little creature who tends to believe whatever the President, ( George W. Bush ) says,

He thinks that the war in the middle east is a War on Terror, and when confronted with the Truth he often starts to spew and regergetate the lies that his TV's news has told him, believing that what he is saying is right,

When in fact he is just another Sheep that the Media has created,

If You see this sad little sap, please do all you can to save him,
Make him EAT THE TRUTH!
Remember: Tweedlezoid, World Government loves you, because the TV said so! :-)
Tweedlezoid by Cherry_Nova November 16, 2006

tweedlebug

another name for female genitalia; however it is reserved for only cute, clean, and tight tweeds.
The non stripper(or collegiate athlete) had a cute tweedlebug.
tweedlebug by kirsten price July 14, 2009

tweedledipshit 

person who has a tendency to ask moronic questions and complain about the most rediculous things
A tweedledipshit asks similar questions as the ones refered to in a Bill Engvall "Here's Your Sign" comedy bit.

tweenieboppers 

A group of tweens that hangs around at the mall, or other local place. Also, very annoying. Especially as they stand on the curb waiting for their mommy and daddy to pick them up. SO ANNOYING!!!
Person 1: Why are all these tweenieboppers at the mall?
Tweeniebopper: I am not a tweeniebopper, I am 10 years old and I am just standing here playing with my friends by the curb waiting for my mom to come get me.
Person 1: My point exactly!!
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026

Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
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