tweating off

Tweeting to all of your friends and fans that you are masturbating, while masturbating. (male version)

I like tweating off to late night infomercials because nothing is sexier than watching a past-her-prime actress try to sell a $2 piece of junk for $19.95 and having your friends know what you like to do while alone.

by nightsoldier_1999 June 4, 2011

Tweeting off

Similar to jacking off, but with the help of TWITTER.
Can also be used as an insult.

Go tweet off u little twit.
Stop tweeting off so much, you'll go blind.

by srocks March 22, 2009