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twatwitch 

Noun. The hag-most form of a twat, someone becomes a twatwitch when they are particularly nasty to another person.
Anna: Did you know that the earth is round?
Taylor: No shit bitch.
Anna: Now that's not very nice. Don't be such a twatwitch!
twatwitch by twatwitch101 July 26, 2019
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Twatwitch 

My mom is such a twatwitch.
Twatwitch by Kslayer December 26, 2019

Twitwich 

Someone who is more than a twit... so much more. The act of describing them simply as a twit would do an injustice to the twits of the world. This person is just so frickin stupid... Like a special kind of stupid. You just want to reach across the table and backhand them, and then while they are grabbing their cheek in pain, you want to ask what on Earth made them so dumb, and ensure its not catchy.
"A woman on the bus got pissed at me when I wanted to sit down where her purse was. What a twitwich!"

"There is a twitwich convention in town, and you got, like, 3 invitations"
Twitwich by Mosleyan February 12, 2010

tictwitchteen

A youtuber, named Adam, who suffers from Tourettes Syndrome.
Oh have you ever checked out TicTwitchTeen he's a really cool YouTuber!!
tictwitchteen by Lejdjdjdj December 23, 2016

TwatTwitch 

When chubby girls wear short shorts and have to stop every 5 seconds to pull the short shorts down from inbetween their legs.
"god this chick infront of me keeps doing the twattwitch, im gonna end up rinning intonher.
TwatTwitch by crazyxxmofo September 5, 2009

thotwitch 

the position formed by putting some thot between two other people of indeterminate gender who are less attractive
"Bruh, you know how me and my girl are like, strong 6s? Well the other day we pulled this girl who was an 8, maybe a 9, and we thotwitched her. Shit was cash."
thotwitch by Seleucus December 4, 2018

Twatbutcher 

a person who destroys the pussy when they have sex with a female
I am the twatbutcher mother fucker

I had to get stitches last night because I hooked up with a twatbutcher
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026
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