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twakelite 

The twakelite (or twakaleet) are the long time survivors of meth, ice, crack usage and seem to show little to no physical or mental degradation from long term usage. Its like these wonderful things were custom made specifically for their long term survival. The twakelite are more often then not fairly healthy to really healthy to miraculous seeming excellent health. They often have enhanced their physical prowess, intellectual capacity and have given themselves or have came these unprecedented twakelite gifts or been given special powers to them by a magical mexican chemist, or by psychic or super natural gift possibly by ETs, who possibly really invented it for space travel through worm holes! The longer the meth is consumed the continued miraculous making of a real life X men Twakelite candidate.
"Bubbledawg":
Bruh, i've been rollin wit Georgee fo nearly 18 years now brah, and Doc he been doing da meff since back in da dayo when it was still real, and they call it crank n all nat. He a true alien / human/ meth hybrid twakelite dawg. he aint not been sick once, never breaks a bone, never wreck his bike, bike never even ganked once, finds all konda money laying round everywhere, don even nevr pick his skeein, no zits, no scars, muscilar, dont have to screw toothless meth whores, has all his teeth, no screwz loos, can remwmber his mama birfday,and seems to be healthier now den when he was 25. How can dis be explained bubbledawg?

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"Dawg":

Uh ah hell muh double dawg, muhfugger must be a secret member of the esteemed " Twakelite now dawg. Ery body know dis

Dey special. Got aleeun implants from birf I herd. Dis Ice is aktuly created by aleeuns specific for the Twakaleet to take over erf some dey.
twakelite by Mead's Mead November 27, 2023
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twatalite  

a twatalite is basically a twat with lite on the end of the word it sounds much better than twat
you could shout this at some one twatalite ''TWATALITE''
twatalite by tftydtyfytrft November 19, 2007

takeiteesh 

I have noticed more and more people saying this instead of "take it easy". It is pronounced like one word. Takeiteesh. Does anyone know where this comes from?
Bob: "I will call ya tomorrow around 5"
Sam: "OK, Takeiteesh"
takeiteesh by Gibbers July 8, 2006

Lost in Twakelations

Sitty disposition. ;cant seem2conect
We were all lost in twakelations
Lost in Twakelations by A .M.M June 29, 2019