a vagina that commonly eats penis like a monster, frequently and sloppy. more commonly know as a hooker, $5 hoe, or hotel girlfriend.
by humpty fuckin dumpty November 02, 2008
A fugly waitress with poor dental hygiene that smells of whore's crotch who serves sandwiches while wearing a mini (and I do mean mini) skirt with what looks like roast beef dangling between her legs.
by ballsonyabeaver March 05, 2015