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twat goblin

a miniature goblin that resides in the vagina like an evil two legged tape worm. it's attracted to the stinky smell of fish. it also likes to stay in the dark. lastly, it woks as a living tampon as it sucks the blood from the girl's vagina.
Jerry put his penis inside her vagina and it came out half eaten because the twat goblin was hungry.

twat goblin

Aww, what an ugly little twat goblin.
twat goblin by twatgoblin April 5, 2015

twat goblin

one who likes eat syphillis ridden stinky vagina.
twat goblin by Val Mode May 13, 2005

twat gobblin 

A girl who eats pussy after cumming multiple times
Hey look Sally is a twat gobblin
twat gobblin by stonedsurfer5524 October 3, 2013

Twatgoblin 

A piddling pissant passive-agressive jackass. Usually a co-worker.

They are usually found as support staff in places of higher learning.
"Does the Student Service Department only recruit staffers from the magical land of the twatgoblins?"

"The new guy in Housing is such a twatgoblin"
Twatgoblin by Spax February 23, 2006
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