a miniature goblin that resides in the vagina like an evil two legged tape worm. it's attracted to the stinky smell of fish. it also likes to stay in the dark. lastly, it woks as a living tampon as it sucks the blood from the girl's vagina.
Jerry put his penis inside her vagina and it came out half eaten because the twat goblin was hungry.
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Get the twat gobblin mug.A piddling pissant passive-agressive jackass. Usually a co-worker.
They are usually found as support staff in places of higher learning.
They are usually found as support staff in places of higher learning.
"Does the Student Service Department only recruit staffers from the magical land of the twatgoblins?"
"The new guy in Housing is such a twatgoblin"
"The new guy in Housing is such a twatgoblin"
by Spax February 23, 2006
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