twankus

A protruding limb which hangs over the ball sack, otherwise known as a penis. Used daily for the purposes of: urination, masturbation, mushroom stamping, swaffling, gagging, painting, penetrating, projecting, and finally primping.

When Kyle got home he asked his wife Carroll if she would kindly suck his twankus.

Zain prefers for a woman to pay excessive attention to his twankus.

by guccizain November 15, 2013

Twanus

Portmanteau of "twisted" and "anus"

"Welcome to my twisted anus... Actually my twanus."
"Mark Twanus"

by Squatternutbosh April 23, 2018

twinkus

someone who resembles that of a twink, sort of a gaycious boy looking dude who acts extremely gay.

Did you see the rainbow shirt that Gary was wearing, he is the epitome of a twinkus.

by Dudemannnn May 27, 2014

twankunt

n. Useful, satisfying yet inoffensive combination of three very rude words which can safely be spoken in primmest and properest company. Twat, Wanker and Cunt.

"He's a right twankunt!"

by Coxy November 10, 2003

Twankster

Someone who is both a tweaker and a crankster. Someone who is on both methamphetamine and crank. Furthermore, someone who knows the difference between meth and crank.

"Dude... Look at that Twankster over there scouring the ground looking through that magnifying glass. He must've dropped a rock or something... What a Twanker! "

by OldManSteve July 28, 2012

twanus

the name given to both the twat and anus when being used at the same time

"oh yeh, i gave that girls twanus a good old licking, started in her pussio and ended in her ass...cheers"

"i had my cock in your pussy and a finger in your ass, your twanus got worked baby"

by Timio May 2, 2007

Twanks

Nice rims on a car, normally chrome.

Damn! Check out the twanks ojn that honda!

by joe February 27, 2004