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An elegantly crafted combination of the two words "twat", a well-known synonym for vagina, and "tookus", meaning rear-end. The word was actually conceived by a slip of the tongue after a night of drinking and partying.

Man, I would love to get a stab at her twakus!

twakus by ocwarrior16 May 21, 2008

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Takushoing

To pretend to be a female when you are a male, the same as being a transgender. Helps more if you find a mate of the opposite sex that will convert their sexuality for you.

Takusho: aye son I jus want to kno im really a man

Boy: SO YOU MEAN THIS WHOLE TIME IVE BEEN SEXING A MAN?!

Takusho: Yea son watchu gon do bout it

Boy: but but but I STILL LOVE YOU! You mean you jus been Takushoing ME?!

Takushoing by OGPlanet July 2, 2011

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twakstar

A person who smokes methamphetamine everyday.

Sounds like the word "trackstar"

"Hey guys, that twakstar is smoking methamphetamine."

twakstar by OxTxTxO December 19, 2008

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Twanus

Portmanteau of "twisted" and "anus"

"Welcome to my twisted anus... Actually my twanus."
"Mark Twanus"

Twanus by Squatternutbosh April 23, 2018

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twanus

the name given to both the twat and anus when being used at the same time

"oh yeh, i gave that girls twanus a good old licking, started in her pussio and ended in her ass...cheers"

"i had my cock in your pussy and a finger in your ass, your twanus got worked baby"

twanus by Timio May 2, 2007

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twankus

A protruding limb which hangs over the ball sack, otherwise known as a penis. Used daily for the purposes of: urination, masturbation, mushroom stamping, swaffling, gagging, painting, penetrating, projecting, and finally primping.

When Kyle got home he asked his wife Carroll if she would kindly suck his twankus.

Zain prefers for a woman to pay excessive attention to his twankus.

twankus by guccizain November 15, 2013

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Twausage

When you have a cock and twot both combined into one.
It is extremely weird and is known to have happened to people in Middle Tennessee.

Man,Look at that Twausage it looks really gross.

Twausage by Mike Tabor July 2, 2006

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WhimZ

Gen Z whimsy

Millennial optimism may be gone, but Gen Z whimsy (WhimZ) is in.

WhimZ by WhimZ! November 5, 2026

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Frothability

The measure of an emotional and over zealous consumer in an upwardly charging market, also known as a bull market. It's characterized by rising asset prices, increased investor confidence, and favorable growth in the markets, bro.

The frothability was evident as over-zealous consumers eagerly engaged in bidding wars, driving property prices to unsustainable levels reminiscent of previous speculative bubbles.

Frothability by cptn.kagaroo1 January 26, 2024

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Soul digger

A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.

"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."

Soul digger by anonymous November 11, 2026

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pod person

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.

The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.

pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005

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dead drop

A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.

"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."

dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008

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No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.

You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.

No Surprises Wedding by dbdefenestrate August 27, 2023

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