twakus

An elegantly crafted combination of the two words "twat", a well-known synonym for vagina, and "tookus", meaning rear-end. The word was actually conceived by a slip of the tongue after a night of drinking and partying.

Man, I would love to get a stab at her twakus!

by ocwarrior16 May 21, 2008

Takushoing

To pretend to be a female when you are a male, the same as being a transgender. Helps more if you find a mate of the opposite sex that will convert their sexuality for you.

Takusho: aye son I jus want to kno im really a man

Boy: SO YOU MEAN THIS WHOLE TIME IVE BEEN SEXING A MAN?!

Takusho: Yea son watchu gon do bout it

Boy: but but but I STILL LOVE YOU! You mean you jus been Takushoing ME?!

by OGPlanet July 2, 2011

twakstar

A person who smokes methamphetamine everyday.

Sounds like the word "trackstar"

"Hey guys, that twakstar is smoking methamphetamine."

by OxTxTxO December 19, 2008

Twanus

Portmanteau of "twisted" and "anus"

"Welcome to my twisted anus... Actually my twanus."
"Mark Twanus"

by Squatternutbosh April 23, 2018

twanus

the name given to both the twat and anus when being used at the same time

"oh yeh, i gave that girls twanus a good old licking, started in her pussio and ended in her ass...cheers"

"i had my cock in your pussy and a finger in your ass, your twanus got worked baby"

by Timio May 2, 2007

twankus

A protruding limb which hangs over the ball sack, otherwise known as a penis. Used daily for the purposes of: urination, masturbation, mushroom stamping, swaffling, gagging, painting, penetrating, projecting, and finally primping.

When Kyle got home he asked his wife Carroll if she would kindly suck his twankus.

Zain prefers for a woman to pay excessive attention to his twankus.

by guccizain November 15, 2013

Twausage

When you have a cock and twot both combined into one.
It is extremely weird and is known to have happened to people in Middle Tennessee.

Man,Look at that Twausage it looks really gross.

by Mike Tabor July 2, 2006