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twakus 

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An elegantly crafted combination of the two words "twat", a well-known synonym for vagina, and "tookus", meaning rear-end. The word was actually conceived by a slip of the tongue after a night of drinking and partying.
Man, I would love to get a stab at her twakus!
twakus by ocwarrior16 May 21, 2008
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Takushoing 

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To pretend to be a female when you are a male, the same as being a transgender. Helps more if you find a mate of the opposite sex that will convert their sexuality for you.
Takusho: aye son I jus want to kno im really a man

Boy: SO YOU MEAN THIS WHOLE TIME IVE BEEN SEXING A MAN?!

Takusho: Yea son watchu gon do bout it

Boy: but but but I STILL LOVE YOU! You mean you jus been Takushoing ME?!
Takushoing by OGPlanet July 2, 2011
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twakus • twanus • Twatus Acquaintus • takushima • Takushoing • Twaksadent • twakstar • twankus • Twatus • Twausage

twakstar 

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A person who smokes methamphetamine everyday.

Sounds like the word "trackstar"
"Hey guys, that twakstar is smoking methamphetamine."
twakstar by OxTxTxO December 19, 2008
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Twanus

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Portmanteau of "twisted" and "anus"
"Welcome to my twisted anus... Actually my twanus."
"Mark Twanus"
Twanus by Squatternutbosh April 23, 2018
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twanus

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the name given to both the twat and anus when being used at the same time
"oh yeh, i gave that girls twanus a good old licking, started in her pussio and ended in her ass...cheers"

"i had my cock in your pussy and a finger in your ass, your twanus got worked baby"
twanus by Timio May 2, 2007
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twankus

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A protruding limb which hangs over the ball sack, otherwise known as a penis. Used daily for the purposes of: urination, masturbation, mushroom stamping, swaffling, gagging, painting, penetrating, projecting, and finally primping.
When Kyle got home he asked his wife Carroll if she would kindly suck his twankus.

Zain prefers for a woman to pay excessive attention to his twankus.
twankus by guccizain November 15, 2013
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Twausage

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When you have a cock and twot both combined into one.
It is extremely weird and is known to have happened to people in Middle Tennessee.
Man,Look at that Twausage it looks really gross.
Twausage by Mike Tabor July 2, 2006
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

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Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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crunchy 

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murderhobo 

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The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Whale 

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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

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A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
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Concrete cowboy 

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