8 definitions by Coxy

cox

1. The modified spelling of 'cocks', used to avoid actual use of profanities.
2. A popular surname

1. You lot can be right cox sometimes.

by Coxy November 29, 2004

twunt

n. Useful, satisfying yet inoffensive combination of two very rude words which can safely be spoken in primmest and properest company. Twat and Cunt.

"He's a right twunt!"

by Coxy November 10, 2003

phontos

Noun.

phonto (plural: phontos)

1. A phontograph.

'I took this phonto of some fit bird last night'

by Coxy November 26, 2004

twankunt

n. Useful, satisfying yet inoffensive combination of three very rude words which can safely be spoken in primmest and properest company. Twat, Wanker and Cunt.

"He's a right twankunt!"

by Coxy November 10, 2003

norks

n. Tits; knockers. Also norkers, norgs, norgers, breasts.

"Look at the norks on her!"

by Coxy November 10, 2003

stiffie

Noun.

1 an erection of the penis. see; boner, hard-on.
2 A strong drink, a double, esp. a double-bourbon-and-coke.
3 A plastic-cased 3.5-inch floppy disk, as opposed to the more flexable 5.25-inch floppy disk.

1 Oh man, I got a stiffy.
2 Gimme a stiffy and two pints.
3 Anoyone got a stiffy? I need one to save this file.

by Coxy November 29, 2004

phontograph

Noun.

Phontograph (plural, phontographs)

1. The term used for a picture taken on a mobile phone.

See Also: phontos

'Check out this cool phontograph'

by Coxy November 26, 2004