8 definitions by Coxy

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n. Useful, satisfying yet inoffensive combination of two very rude words which can safely be spoken in primmest and properest company. Twat and Cunt.
"He's a right twunt!"
by Coxy November 10, 2003
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Noun.

1 an erection of the penis. see; boner, hard-on.
2 A strong drink, a double, esp. a double-bourbon-and-coke.
3 A plastic-cased 3.5-inch floppy disk, as opposed to the more flexable 5.25-inch floppy disk.
1 Oh man, I got a stiffy.
2 Gimme a stiffy and two pints.
3 Anoyone got a stiffy? I need one to save this file.
by Coxy November 29, 2004
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n. Tits; knockers. Also norkers, norgs, norgers, breasts.
"Look at the norks on her!"
by Coxy November 10, 2003
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n. Useful, satisfying yet inoffensive combination of three very rude words which can safely be spoken in primmest and properest company. Twat, Wanker and Cunt.
"He's a right twankunt!"
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A drinking game created at the university of reading, specifically 49 Henry street, where everytime you get hit, crash or fall off the edge you have to put down your controller and drink some of your alcohol (usually cider). The person who wins the race has to do a double drink.
man, who's up for playing mario kart 64:alcoholic addition
by Coxy January 12, 2005
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Noun.

phonto (plural: phontos)

1. A phontograph.
'I took this phonto of some fit bird last night'
by coxy November 25, 2004
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cox
1. The modified spelling of 'cocks', used to avoid actual use of profanities.
2. A popular surname
1. You lot can be right cox sometimes.
by Coxy November 29, 2004
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