Tusse 

tusse is my cat and i love him. he is so beatiful and deserves an award for being the best cat

person 1: man tusse is so cute i wish tusse was my cat.
person 2: i agree with person 1

some moron: i dont like tusse
literally everyone: kills the tussehater

Tusse by milkman34 May 6, 2021

Tusse 

Tusse is a strong man.
You can't never force him to cuddle.
If you don't treat right he will tell you.

"OMG that most be the lion king."
"Is that Tusse?"

Tusse by Fuxker December 12, 2016

tusse 

Cool dog that is so cool and cute and sweet and and and...
Just a dog that no on haves but everybody want him.

but he is mein!

Tusse is My dog

Whaaaaaat no way

tusse by Filur68 December 14, 2016

Figmenty pigmenty crosser tosser 

A british nickname for a fire diamond.
A joke first made by salm O'nella acadamy.

Oi ya twat watch out for that box with the figmenty pigmenty crosser tosser

Figmenty pigmenty crosser tosser by A witty twit August 10, 2019

Tasselating 

The act of rotating or swirling tassels attached to one's nipples.

The best act at the strip club was the tasselating exotic dancer.

Tasselating by Repete456 December 28, 2009

Tassel hassle 

The unnecessary obstacles that Jews will go through or put you through if they perceive the often arbitrary action to be of less cost to them.

So this whole holocaust sounds like a real tassel hassle, how much is it really gonna cost again? Do you offer a discount for the entire family? Are there any BOGO coupons? You know for my sons bar mitzvah we hired a male stripper.

Tassel hassle by Ranchgirls December 13, 2020

Tetra Titted Tosser 

'Tetra' mathematically means four. 'Titted' obviously means nipples, and 'tosser' in British slang normally refers to jerk.

Simply 'tetra titted tosser' means four nippled jerk.

'You tetra titted tosser.'

Tetra Titted Tosser by Directioner Dictionary July 3, 2012