Tussed

being burned, someone playing a joke at your expense...etc.

"You so got Tussed!"

by Sarah and Ashley August 13, 2006

Tussed up

Tussed up is what happens when a large amount of robitussin cough syrup is consumed. You feel fine until you stand up and realize that you can no longer balance or talk normally.

Word invented by Douglas Coupland in his book "jPod."

I came home to find Jamie laying on the floor slurring her words. We had no alchol in the house. She must have been 'tussed up

by richardnixon August 6, 2008

Tussed Out

A combination of having your hair tussled, then subsequently tossed, usually out a window.

"Hey man, where you been?"

"Damn that bitch just tussled my hair, then threw me out the goddamn window!"

"Hah! You got tussed out bro.

by Infelsian January 7, 2010

Hammer Tossed

Being incredibly drunk. Once you pass being hammered, you are hammer tossed.

Mike - Wow Shelly was so drunk Friday night that she passed out on a bench on the street.
Dan - Yeah she was definitely hammer tossed.

by SIUeeeeeeeeee June 30, 2009

Turkey Tossed

The act of dumping your significant other while both of you are on Thanksgiving break. This is especially used to describe the situation when college students return home for the first time since both individuals left for college and realize there is a lingering awkward tension between a once solid, love bound relationship. The two thus break-up to embrace the freedom and the ability to hook up with that guy/gal that you have been longing to since the first day you arrived at school.

Sam: I can't believe I have to buy my girlfriend a fucking Christmas present.

James: Sucks to be you! I got turkey tossed, and now I'm buying the new Call of Duty.

Sam: You're so lucky...

by saltyspoon December 2, 2009

tossed salad dressing

a bleaching agent for the anus area.

bitch was licking my asshole until someone turned on the light and exposed my poop resin. "you better put some tossed salad dressing'" on that ass son" she said.

by futga January 30, 2012

Tossed Salad with Ballsamic Vinagrette

To receive a traditional, wonderfully stimulating Tossed Salad from a willing male or female partner but with the added zest, aroma and the tangy taste of one's Ballsamic Vinagrette added into the mix.

Carl's girlfriend loved to give a good Tossed Salad. She especially enjoyed last night's Toss because prior to it, she and Carl had ravenous, hot, sweaty, post-work out, sex whereby an excessive amount of sweat and sex juice had flowed from Carl's ballsack and grundle and that tangy Ballsamic Vinagrette covered his Brown Turtleneck and made his o ring exceptionally ripe and pungent allowing her to thoroughly enjoy a Tossed Salad with Ballsamic Vinagrette.

by Eaton Holgoode January 15, 2015