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chelsea turvey 

The most perfect woman ever. She has the looks and the heart. Holy fuck it’s amazing how hot she is. She is like a rare veiw. I love a chelsea turvey.
OMFG chelsea Turvey is hot af

Topsey Turvey 

This is a sex position where the woman puts her les behind her head and the man fucks her either up the ass of where ever.
Man 1: "I had her in a Topsey Turvey last night."
Man 2: "Sweet!"
Topsey Turvey by MCKitten September 9, 2007

Victoria Turvey-Neave 

Victoria Turvey-Neave is the greatest, most awesome, loving and BEST girlfriend EVER!!! If you know a Victoria-Turvey Neave, you will automatically fall in love with her STRAIGHT AWAY!! If you know a Victoria Turvey-Neave, NEVER LET HER GO!! You will instantly regret it for EVER!!! So if you know a Victoria Turvey-Neave, you will love her and stay with her for EVER, because she's the greatest you could ever ask for ❤ so NEVER let her go and stay with her FOREVER!! DO NOT LET HER GO!! She's literally the best ever so NEVER LET HER GO!!! ❤😍🥰🥰🥰
Person 1: I'm in LOVE!!!!
Person 2: With who?
Person 1: Victoria Turvey-Neave!!!!
Person 2: OMG! She's the best in the world, never let her go!
Person 1: I won't!!!😍
Victoria Turvey-Neave by lollyman2579 September 26, 2020

Turkey Balls 

When you wife sees you getting out of the shower and laughs. You say what's so funny? She answers ...your nuts are wrinkly and twisted like a Turkey gobbler.
Man it's hot out today. I am starting to get a rash on my Turkey Balls.

Turkey (high five) 

A physical gesture. When one person goes for a high-five and the other gives them one with a bald up fist (making the combined hands look like a turkey) and says "Turkey!"
Hey, I tried to give Nick a high-five and he gave me a Turkey (high five).
Turkey (high five) by drucker789 April 12, 2009

turkeyfied

To be stuffed, like a turkey.
Lots of people are turkeyfied after a big Thanksgiving dinner.
turkeyfied by jpg3 November 27, 2014
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026
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