turtlefish

-- Rocky Kingston (bloodborn of Darr Kingston)

noun
Something worthless, deceptive, or insincere. Insolent talk or behavior.

intransitive verb
To foolishly engage in idle conversation. To attempt to mislead or deceive by talking nonsense.

adjective
Very nervous; anxious.

interjection
Used to covertly announce ones' hyper-aware state of something seeming off.

Synonym of 'bullshit.'

"Turtlefish."

turtlefish by Rocky Kingston October 25, 2022

Turtleist 

Turtleists are followers of the Turtleism religion. Turtleists do not believe in any religion besides Turtleism. They worship all turtles and believe that they are holy.

Man: Hey, do you know what religion Guy is?
Lady: Yeah, he's a Turtleist.

Turtleist by Turtles Are Holy August 20, 2011

ninja turtleism 

a belief that the 4 ninja turtles are really the 4 horseman of the apocalypse

dude u goin to the ninja turtleism benefit tomorrow

ninja turtleism by marceld April 2, 2010

Turtle Fish 

A girl with the body of a turtle and the face of a fish. Thinks she is friends with everyone she meets. Pays people to sleep with her.

"Oh my god, here comes turtle fish!! RUN!"

"The other day turtle fish was running to catch up to me and my friends, but she tripped!! And everyone peed there pants laughing."

Turtle Fish by brittneyBitchface April 7, 2009

Turtletight 

Very tight vagina.

Damn she was turtletight, and that shit is waterproof.

Turtletight by BabyD3313 July 30, 2018

turtlebush 

racial slang for a white person or persons.

when someone of the white ethnicity is listening to what is believed to be black music
" nice music you fuckin turtlebush "

turtlebush by KAYBEEE + SARAHSEAAA October 8, 2008

turtlewash 

Cutest guy ever. often used with chopped, which means you dont know me

rob your a turtlewash. "you got me chopped turtlewash"

turtlewash by 123melissaNalyssa321 May 14, 2009