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turtle wood

An erection that is so hard, that it defies the hardness of a turtle's shell.
Man, I had such bad turtle wood, even Splinter would be jealous!
by hiziggity April 16, 2004
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turtleroodle

a mystical creature that likes to skate on the pond of the donkers
The turtleroodles and the donkers are partners in crime
by mugwump99 April 19, 2008
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