turtle choking

to define someone who masturbates extremely slow, but at the same time, is picturing his mom naked.

1: Hey Andrew, while i was spying on you last night, i saw you turtle chokingt!

1:Man...i am sooo tired from turtle choking, i almost popped a testi.

turtle choking by ryan-the master of the universe May 2, 2006

Choking the turtle 

Clenching one's butt cheeks to prevent a bowel movement.

I shouldn't have eaten that 7-11 burrito, I've been choking the turtle for the last 15 minutes.

Choking the turtle by Johnny Quag September 23, 2014

Choking a mud turtle 

Doing a strenuous shit.

1. Got to go and choke a mud turtle.

2. Mary's been in the toilet a while. She must be choking a mud turtle.

Choking a mud turtle by murtle the turtle August 22, 2006

choking the man with the pink turtle neck 

jerking off, pulling a load off

I was watching some girl on girl porn and started choking the man with the pink turtle neck and my mom walked in.

choking the man with the pink turtle neck by Nabomb July 30, 2007