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1 definition by
Johnny Quag
Top Definition
Choking the turtle
Clenching one's butt cheeks to prevent a bowel movement.
I shouldn't have eaten that 7-11 burrito, I've been choking the turtle for the last 15 minutes.
by
Johnny Quag
September 23, 2014
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