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Wickedness, and vileness.
That chocolate pie is full of turpitude, just look in it's eyes!
Turpitude by That guy in black December 17, 2008
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Trumpitude 

The mood of a person who assumes his words or actions bear no consequences.
Jimmy decided to change his trumpitude, after receiving a sound beating from the random woman whose ass he squeezed. Megan's trumpitude at the cashier quickly went viral, costing her friends, and her job.
Trumpitude by K.R. Omen December 1, 2016

Trumpitude 

A permanent, negative way of thinking or feeling about anyone with the last name Trump or anyone associated with them.
Millions of women around the world wearing pink pussy hats expressed their trumpitude during peaceful protests the day after the inauguration of the Tangerine Turd.

America's trumpitude became crystal clear after the formation of The Resistance to return their country to normalcy.

Nordstrom's discontinued Ivanka Trump's clothing line because they were worried about the trumpitude against her affecting their overall sales.

My trumpitude against "ALL things Trump" has awakened the political activist in me and has led to protests and other non-violent actions in person and through social media.

#RussiaGate #Rethuglicans #Trumpitude #Putin'sPuppet #ImpeachTrump

#Trump #Nepotism #Resist #Treason #BoycottTrump

#TheResistance #2018MidtermElections
Trumpitude by Mister Resistor May 26, 2017

turditude 

Shelley's querulous whining was reflective of her turditude.
turditude by wiley1 April 24, 2008

Tortitude 

The attitude (I am special so no other cat should be allowed to even breath *hiss, slap*) indigenous to ALL tortioseshell/calico cats. Also applies to some torbies (tortoiseshell tabbies.)
Calli was so full of tortitude this morning, she ran off all the cats so she could eat breakfast alone!
Tortitude by Citydweller38 August 17, 2011

Tortitude 

A common stereotype among cat owners depicting tortoiseshell cats as being far more tsundere-ish than other breeds. Anyone who has owned a tortoiseshell cat can attest to its truthfulness.
Tortitude is real, and it doesn't diminish with age. Tortoiseshell cats are often very short-tempered and aggressive, but they are extremely affectionate when not in a sassy mood. Tortoiseshell cats are talkative regardless of their mood, and they are quite resilient as well. Might have something to do with the fact that they're always female.
Tortitude by Ubeenbamboozledson July 30, 2021

Adement Turpidudingness

The act of being so certain that one hasn't had sex the previous night that eventually they begin to think they have.
Yohan; 'Bro you where all over eachother'
Dom;'A shit I don't remember I thing, I got such bad Adement Turpidudingness right now!'
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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