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Turlough 

Turlough is a very chivalrous and gentlemanly man. He is someone who shows nothing but utmost respect to all women because women are queens.

Turlough sometimes finds it hard to connect with girls because he loves them so much he gets shy around them with their perfect lips, adorable eyes and mouth watering breasts. Turlough does not like being referred to as an incell so please do not do this. If you find a Turlough, never let him go.
Hey, nice to meet you I am Turlough. I couldn’t help but notice how plump your beautiful breasts were. Could I maybe touch them??
Turlough by TurloughK28 November 24, 2019
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Turlough 

A Turlough is a small golem-like creature native to Irish boglands.

Rarely seen, Turlough's are renowned for their mischevious nature.

The most frequently documented problems of Turlough's are recorded by local authorities and relate to their pleasure to terrorize the anus of lambs, chickens and other small farm yard animals.
Did ye hear paddy caught a Turlough horsin' it into his pig Sinead....little cunt got away before he could catch him

I heard those micks can't even stop a Turlough fuckin' their country up
Turlough by Shaft Grappler March 25, 2011
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Turloughmore

Turloughmore is a small village in the west of Ireland. The lads down there are usually all dopey and very slow. Most of them will claim to own land but it’s more than likely a lie. Everyone is an alcoholic below in it. They live for hurling, drink and farming. They all normally look the same as they are all inbred. They all think they are big men. Normally can’t understand them as they have there own launguage which can only be spoken amongst fellow turlougheens. A very unusual spot for any people not familiar with the area.
I was below in Turloughmore the last day for a few quiet ones with the lads.
Turloughmore by Well shcan February 6, 2020

Turlough 

someone called Turlough is objectively a bottom at all times
Turlough: Im a bottom.
Me: you fucking loser.
Turlough by Patprick May 14, 2022

Turnbough 

You just know that bitch is a turnbough
Turnbough by KrispyKreamPie October 1, 2022

Turlough 

Boy’s named Turlough are amazing singers. They have the voice of an angel. Turlough’s are always incredibly gifted when it comes to academics and intelligence. Turlough’s are hard workers with many talents, one of which being multitasking.
Turlough is such a great singer. He’s better than Madonna.
Turlough by namedefinitions165 July 24, 2023

Turlough 

Boy’s named Turlough are amazing singers. They have the voice of an angel. Turlough’s are always incredibly gifted when it comes to academics and intelligence. Turlough’s are hard workers with many talents, one of which being multitasking.
Turlough is such a great singer. He’s better than Madonna.
Turlough by namedefinitions165 July 24, 2023
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026
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