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just fell off the turnip truck

Naive. Implies rural unsohistication versus urban savviness.
"A Rolex for $50? Do you think I just fell off the turnip truck?"

fall off a turnip truck

To be naive, uninformed, or unsophisticated, in the manner of a rustic person.
"fall off a turnip truck" has the same meaning as "I wasn't born yesterday", pretty much.
fall off a turnip truck by mdwinston December 16, 2016

fell off the turnip truck 

Dumb. Stupid. Implying that you've been isolated from the world (on a turnip farm).
He understands what you're saying. It's not as though he just fell off the turnip truck.

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004