turkster 

a smelly turk with lots of jewelery and KEBABS they're also very good at stealing and shud b shot

i will use my smelliness to rob a bank of its jewels and celebrate with a kebab

turkster by Anonymous August 30, 2004

Turpster 

A crazy British guy who talks on podcasts, but is most awesome.

Turpster says don't do drugs.

Turpster by zimphella March 30, 2009

turdster 

A prankster who throws a turd into a discussion. Superficially, they are just another participant. But in reality, they are less interested in persuading others than in making a splash.

The back and forth in the comment section was going well, until that snickering turdster joined in.

turdster by Reverend Bat Boy November 15, 2013

turster 

A destroyer of toasters...most likely in a drunken/drug induced state.

Turster just beat the shit out of that toaster!

turster by Chris Hutson January 21, 2004

turdster 

A weasly, bespeckled, ginger haired, personality vacuumed male.

Oy you, nob off turdster!

turdster by Nonceman April 27, 2003

turster 

a mix between a hamster and turtle

Look at that cute little turster!

turster by The Sadistic Bagel August 5, 2007

turdsterstudell 

The act of ejaculating on a freshly produced piece of feces.

I just took a shit and it felt so good I decided to make a quick turdsterstudell while I was there.

turdsterstudell by Gooddaytoyousir June 28, 2024