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Butter my dick and stick it in a turkey. 

An expression of extreme disbelief or shock.
Obama hasn't been lynched yet? Well butter my dick and stick it in a turkey.

Butterball Turkey

A girl who is overweight, if not obese, with a short, round build. She rounds out in the belly with small breast, if any at all, formed from excess body fat, packed into too-small a wardrobe. This makes her look like the packaged Butterball turkeys so many of us enjoy over the holidays. Butterball turkeys can often be found basted in their own cheap liquor.
That Butterball turkey stole my shirt and stretched it! Now it smells like $5 wine!
Butterball Turkey by Titler January 12, 2008

butterball turkey ass 

When the ass is just too round perfect and juicy.
"Damn bruh alicia has got one butterball turkey ass. Scrumptious!"

buttering the turkey 

When you rub a girls clitoris so hard until a butter like substance comes out of her vagina, you then take that substance and rub it all over her bum and lick it off like a thanksgiving dinner. :)
Damn man, I was with Jessica last night buttering the turkey all night long.
buttering the turkey by BussANut November 30, 2018
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026