Butterball

A sex act wherein the man shaves off all of his pubic hair so that his flaccid genitals resemble a dead bird, and coats his crotch in butter. He then drags his testicles across the face of his sleeping significant other, whilst gobbling like a turkey. Especially popular during the holiday season.

Autumn was angry when Patrick woke her on Thanksgiving morning with an especially greasy butterball.

by Uncle Pep-Pep November 25, 2010

Butterball

The opposite of "butterface", meaning a female who is extremely attractive from the neck up, yet it has an exceptionally unattractive figure or disfigurement not affecting the facial appearance.

Dude 1: "Hey, did you see that 'butterface' Aj took home last night?

Dude 2: "Yeah, but did you see her 'butterball' friend?

Dude 3: "Hell yeah. That's a huge bitch."

by lea-ahhhhhhh March 07, 2013

Butterball

A precious little person who squeaks. La dee dee do.

Butterball was precious today. She squeaked when I tickled her. So I fed her a cracker.

by JESSIKABRISBOIS December 10, 2010

Butterball

When at least 3 bald guys cum on a girls face

My 3 friends got wasted and totally butterballed Brooke.

by Turkeyguy1 November 14, 2019

Butterball

Nickname for a person who is athletically gifted and is good at everything. They also tend to have a medical condition that causes their body to sweat more because they work more than the average person.

Coach: "Butterball hit 3 dingers today."
Scout: "He's the best player I've seen in a long time."

by zachary423 January 02, 2016

Butterball

The act of robbing a fast food joint of grease, and proceeding to use it as lube.

wow bro you really butterballed them, glad your girlfriend was into it

by FreakNasty831 January 06, 2018

butterball

Someone who is quite large in size, but not in an overly grotesque way!

Look at that butterball, he takes up two seats in the cafeteria.

by The Great MC December 15, 2006