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turk fucker

A non-turkish person who engages in various types of homosexual activity with one or more hairy, sweaty, and smelly turks on a continuous basis. Typically has the AIDS as a result of the aforementioned activities. Be sure that you see that this is not HIV, but full-blown AIDS.

Activities include but are not limited to bukakke, fisting, oral sex, anal sex, dirty sanchez, hot karl, and goatse mimicking.

Known turk fuckers: Fred / phyberoptix
<phyber> selam merhaba! I still have a small dry spot on my face, please hurry and bukakke on it! OOO I so love it when you teabag me! I'm such a turk fucker.
by Spectral September 10, 2008
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turk fucker

A non-turkish person who engages in various types of homosexual activity with one or more hairy, sweaty, and smelly turks on a continuous basis. Typically has the AIDS as a result of the aforementioned activities.

This includes but is not limited to bukakke, fisting, oral sex, anal sex, dirty sanchez, hot karl, and goatse mimicking.

Known turk fuckers:

Fred / phyberoptix
<phyber> selam merhaba! I still have a small dry spot on my face, please hurry and bukakke on it! OOO I so love it when you teabag me! I'm such a turk fucker.
by Spectral September 9, 2008
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straight crazy turdfucker

Someone who is most definitely completely out of their mind.
I’m sorry Sir, I realize that you were elected President and all, but drawing a little black Sharpie pen extension of Dorian’s imaginary path into a corner of Alabama on a National Weather Service map makes you a straight crazy turdfucker for sure!
by Dr Bunnygirl September 5, 2019
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turdfucker

1. Person who is found to be generally undesirable or annoying.

2. Any one who proceeds in sexual activity with excrement. Turd (implying fecal matter) and fucker (one who fucks, engages in sexual intercourse) are combined to create a sense of one who procreates with dung.

3. Relates to one who proceeds in homosexual activity. Turd implies the leftover excrement in the anus of another man. When combined, turd and fucker translate into a word that means one who gives rather than recieves homosexual sphincter sex.
1. John pisses me off. What a turdfucker

2. John just stuck his phallus into Spunky's pile of feces. Must be a turdfucker.

3. John accepts anal penetration by Steve every week. Steve is theturd fucker.
by donutoblivion October 25, 2006
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turdfucker

1) One who fucks turds, or;
2) A Homosexual, or fag
Marcus, you did him in the butt, you are a total turdfucker!!
by A-Boondock-Saint January 10, 2005
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