turdness 

A word describing the shape of an object similar to the shape of a turd.

The turdness of it all.

turdness by Reggie Bush Heisman January 26, 2016

turdedness 

An expression of the word turd in a verb form. When something is turded it can be closely described as being crapped on. Turdedness however goes a step further and expresses the shittiness of a situation or action. Can be used in the same context as craziness.

"You won't believe the turdedness I had to deal with today. A cop wrote me a ticket for going 2 km over the limit!"

turdedness by sumerwine January 28, 2010

turdiness 

The act of being a turd; acting like a shithead

My kids snapped out of his turdiness.

turdiness by Parentof5 November 1, 2012

Wordness to the Turdness 

A phrase when something is indescribable.

Key: "How was that delicious mayonnaise pie last night?"
Peele: "Wordness to the Turdness!"

Wordness to the Turdness by Pubeypie August 30, 2021

tigidness 

to beto be very tig when only being tig will do

iv never met someone with that much tigidness in my life!

tigidness by anonymous June 3, 2024

Turniness

When your Bravado Buffalo STX-D slides Excessively and is hard to control while on the Accelerator but you really love the car

This is my favourite car but i dont like the Turniness on it but i still love it

Turniness by Karlyboii June 28, 2026