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turtoise 

wow I wish I was turtoise, that man fucks hella bitches
turtoise by turtoise October 18, 2021
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Turtoise 

A turtle that looks like a tortoise. I.e a turtle without flippers
Ah look at that turtoise there.

turqoised my ass 

When your ass gets eaten so good you can’t sit down
Alex: he turqoised my ass so good last night that I couldn’t sit down for the history test.

Cordar: he must have had a real good licken to that.
turqoised my ass by Antiwack-man January 3, 2019

Turqoise 

Known For Being The Best PvPer of all time in the whole of hives history
"Turqoise Is Such A Great PvPer"
Turqoise by anonymous December 4, 2020

Turqoise 

Known for being one of the best PvPers on The Hive Asia Region.
"Turqoise Is Such A Great PvPer
Turqoise by anonymous December 4, 2020
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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