Turdify

The opposite of Midas Touch: magically transform the object into faeces i.e. turd -> turdify.

Keep him away from this project, he tends to turdify stuff.

by Itsworsethanthat January 6, 2011

turdify

1) to shit, 2) to turn something into shit.

1) I will turdify your sorry ass!
2) I do believe the weather has begun to turdify.
3) My love for you could turdify mountains.
4) When in doubt, turdify.

by con sarn January 11, 2004

terdify, turdify

To become stupid, a symptom of being too smart, reading l33t constantly, or sitting in one spot for extended periods of time. A dirivative of tard or turd.

Dude, I'm so turdified.
Momentary terdificatation.

by Tomsoma March 22, 2003

Turdified

To turn to shit

I turdified my still life nude in oils when I mixed bugger brown into my duck egg blue but she said she preferred it that way

by Gloffler May 15, 2013