turtlified 

adj / "turtle-ified". For one's manhood to "invert" and swiftly withdraw into the body like the head of a "frightened turtle".

Usually this term is applied in the dating game when a woman you are trying to pull says something weird. i.e "When she said she had 8 kids, and they were all called Daryl I was turtlified mate".

turtlified by Andrew McTurtigan September 4, 2006

turkified 

To be humiliated by someone,
To become someone's bitch.

Dude, that call turkified him.

turkified by SGA Turk January 11, 2014

Turdified

To turn to shit

I turdified my still life nude in oils when I mixed bugger brown into my duck egg blue but she said she preferred it that way

Turdified by Gloffler May 15, 2013

turtlized 

To place one on their back when they are unable to roll over.

I just turtlized my baby brother because he kept resetting my Nintendo!

turtlized by JaBar4 November 23, 2020