murdified 

Murdered, dying horribly, pwned badly.

The hippies got murdified when the bulldozer came.

Oh man i was running around the corner and and then i shot him in the head. murdified!

murdified by 107u5_473 May 25, 2005

Murdified 

To be corrected;

This is an audio engineering term, originating from music producer/engineer that is very thorough with his work. www.micmurdbeatz.com

The beat needed to be murdified.

Murdified by Wonder Woman0679 February 20, 2019

mummified person 

Mummified person is the new politically correct way way to refer to a mummy. At a certain point, political correctness has gone too far.

How to use “mummified person” in a sentence. In contemporary writing style use “mummified person” instead of “mummy”.

A mummified person estimated to be 4,300-year-old was found at the bottom of a 15-meter shaft in a recently uncovered group of fifth and sixth dynasty tombs near the Step Pyramid at Saqqara. It’s the oldest and most complete mummy ever found in Egypt.

mummified person by Mind Hunter the Profiler February 20, 2023

modified ray-ray shocker 

The erotic massaging of the taint with one finger in the butt and a thumb in the snatch, checking to see if that taint will get all swollen or if that taint will get all thin-skinned while being caressed.

So much fun to tease her g-spot with the knuckle of your thumb while her taint is getting handled properly by the modified ray-ray shocker.

modified ray-ray shocker by RayRayBeLove 2020 January 30, 2018

Modified Cleveland Steamer 

1. The act of being unusually nice or pleasant to a person, as that person is simultaneously being dumped upon, blown off or otherwise snubbed.

2. An inappropriately apathetic or hostile response to a thoughtful or kind gesture.

Airline {In a warm, syrupy prerecorded voice}: Your flight from Reno to Chicago was due to depart in an hour. We took the liberty of canceling that flight just a few minutes ago. You needn't thank us now, but we made arrangements to complete your trip by rerouting you via Portland, Maine late tomorrow. It will add only a few hours in a crowded plane to your vacation!! And have a great day!!

Jim (to wife): "Crap. The airline just handed us a modified Cleveland Steamer."

Modified Cleveland Steamer by wmbdover September 26, 2012

Mummified 

To be the most stoned you ever been and basically cant move

Bro im so fried rn and i cant get up.

Damn bro you Mummified

Mummified by Yung Fiji Fre$h January 16, 2021

Mortified 

Being beyond embarrassed or ashamed.

Oh my god, I forwarded a sexual innuendo to all my co-workers by accident! I am so mortified.

Mortified by Maybelline October 22, 2007