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turdholder
mistakenly called the colon, anus, sphincter and other jibberish...all things related to containment and expulsion of fecal matter can be summed up with turdholder
Andrea felt something brewing and bubbling in her turdholder and knew she would probably be spending a lengthy stint ass painting the Starbucks bathroom.
turdholder by scottoff August 20, 2007
Related Words
turdhouse • turdious • Trehouse • turdeous • turdholder • turdhopper • turdnose • turdoise • turd hole • turd hound
turdoise
The new installer is a turdoise
turdious
turdious by Son-of-samiam November 14, 2003
turdhopper
Someone who continues to fly/travel during a pandemic although aware of the already less than clean and packed conditions(turd-like).
"Your cousin has been traveling constantly between the US and Europe for years, but even months after pandemic they haven't slowed down at all!"
"Yeah, I'm avoiding them until there's a vaccine since they're constant turdhoppers."
"Yeah, I'm avoiding them until there's a vaccine since they're constant turdhoppers."
turdhopper by pimpmastahanhduece July 20, 2020
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