turdhouse 

one who is acting a fool. a person that is very shady. synonyms are jerk, asshole, son of a bitch

what the hell are you doing patrick? you can't just go up and grab a girl's jugs, you turdhouse. you're gonna get us kicked out

turdhouse by ernyo June 11, 2007

turdholder 

mistakenly called the colon, anus, sphincter and other jibberish...all things related to containment and expulsion of fecal matter can be summed up with turdholder

Andrea felt something brewing and bubbling in her turdholder and knew she would probably be spending a lengthy stint ass painting the Starbucks bathroom.

turdholder by scottoff August 20, 2007

turdeous 

When you decide to be courteous and use another toliet in the event that someone will be using the bathroom right behind you.

i decided to be turdeous and use the hotel lobby toilet this morning instead of our rooms bathroom. You can thank me later because holy crap I stunk it up in there.

turdeous by xman5k February 25, 2011

turdoise 

Being Slow as shit or moving slow as shit.

The new installer is a turdoise

turdoise by SBullis November 3, 2021

turdious

behavior that would liken a person or persons to a pile of feces

I cannot beleive how turdious the right-wing has become.

turdious by Son-of-samiam November 14, 2003

turdious

shit you are dealing with that is too long, slow, or dull; tiresome or monotonous.

Dealing with him was totally turdious.

turdious by billyt555 December 2, 2021

turdhopper

Someone who continues to fly/travel during a pandemic although aware of the already less than clean and packed conditions(turd-like).

"Your cousin has been traveling constantly between the US and Europe for years, but even months after pandemic they haven't slowed down at all!"

"Yeah, I'm avoiding them until there's a vaccine since they're constant turdhoppers."

turdhopper by pimpmastahanhduece July 20, 2020